The Wicker Man this is not

A spectacular misfire of a horror film

Gonzo but unfrightening giallo tribute

Intriguing concept

Underwhelming collaboration between Depp and Polanski

Tense and solid

Visually inspiring but emotionally empty

Noble borderline mediocrity

A whimper of a finale

Formulaic but fun

Disappointing Hollywood debut

One of the worst films of the decade

Disappointing and lifeless

An action game changer

Gorgeous mediocrity

One of the best action films ever

Terrifying and atmospheric

Statham’s and Richie’s reunion misfire

An absolute blast

More fatality than flawless victory